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So instead of having to come up with a witty paragraph every time I want to share a link with the world, I’ve decided to stick my most recently Furled items on the left sidebar.

You could say I’ve gotten lazy (to which I’d reply “Hah! Lazy like a fox, maybe,” which would enable you to smack me for being a pretentious twat) but I’m really just striving to distill all the tasty internet juice into a fine spirit that will instantly revitalize you on every visit to this page. For instance, I defy you not to chuckle at these rewritten Spider-Man comic strips (reload for new ones, via DPH).

evan :: Jun.24.2004 :: NetBits :: 5 Comments »

The Religious Right is mad as hell, and they’re not gonna take it anymore! The Somdomites and Lesbithans have apparently taken over, so they will simply have to found their own nation…in South Carolina (via Neil Gaiman). These idiots are going to need a much better slogan than “Civil War in 2016″ (if only they could get their shit together this year), but they have at least kept to the proper Complete Lunatics’ Code of Conduct by posting the details of their dastardly plan on their website. Otherwise how would we have any chance of thwarting it?

Oh, and in case our friends have forgotten, the South loses.

evan :: Jun.09.2004 :: NetBits :: 1 Comment »