Comments on: Not “Only in New York” but much more common here http://www.horseforce.net/archives/68 Fri, 13 May 2011 17:45:22 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Arthur http://www.horseforce.net/archives/68/comment-page-1#comment-187 Arthur Sat, 18 Jun 2005 03:11:30 +0000 http://www.horseforce.net/blog/?p=68#comment-187 Man, you been holding out on me. My favorite so far is: Store guy: An autographed bat? Caribbean guy: I'm not paying fifty dollars for no bat. Store guy: What do you need the bat for? Caribbean guy: I just really need to bash someone's head in, you know what I'm saying? Store guy: You don't need a Jason Giambi bat for that. Any of these bats can be used for bashing someone in the head. --Triangle Sports, Flatbush Although I'm also quite partial to this one: Senior VP on phone: No, you can't order Chilean sea bass anymore! They're all bred artificially in ponds. The real ones are going extinct out of sheer deliciousness. --Madison Avenue office They're both so true. Man, you been holding out on me. My favorite so far is:

Store guy: An autographed bat?
Caribbean guy: I’m not paying fifty dollars for no bat.
Store guy: What do you need the bat for?
Caribbean guy: I just really need to bash someone’s head in, you know what I’m saying?
Store guy: You don’t need a Jason Giambi bat for that. Any of these bats can be used for bashing someone in the head.
–Triangle Sports, Flatbush

Although I’m also quite partial to this one:

Senior VP on phone: No, you can’t order Chilean sea bass anymore! They’re all bred artificially in ponds. The real ones are going extinct out of sheer deliciousness.
–Madison Avenue office

They’re both so true.

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