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Buck buck! Two shots of florescent nanocrystals for that azzz

Hunter roolz, Stuy droolz! HCHS senior David Bauer laid waste to the competition in this year’s Intel Science Talent Search. Not only did he devise a new method of neurotoxin screening, but the boy is raising funds for Liberia! Looks like he fell prey to Asumana’s glorious influence in the lab rooms, though, not on the soccer field.

Time to add one to the ol’ list of prestigious alumni, and wallow in the sheer magnitude of how not on it I am.

3 Responses to “Buck buck! Two shots of florescent nanocrystals for that azzz”

  1. on 17 Mar 2005 at 11:04 ammarc

    I would like to point out that this kid has no apparent interest in going to Harvard. I would also like to point out that a major part of the story is his people skills. The moral is, don’t go to Harvard if you have people skills. Even, you are a charming guy. Don’t throw that away just so you can drop the H-Bomb at parties. That’s tacky.

  2. on 17 Mar 2005 at 11:19 amDan

    Yeah, right on! Harvard is for losers.

  3. on 17 Mar 2005 at 8:48 pmGreg

    Stuy does droolz. we got pretty well ass-stomped by our standards, some people tried to blame it on the fact that the current crop of seniors were freshmen on 9/11 and therefore unable to perform scholastically. I can’t believe we got beat by hunter, now we’re just a bunch of pricks with escalators and a pool.

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