They may be wrong, but they’re craftier than they look
It’s a simple proposition that rings true, but this is the first I’ve heard of it: conservatives will win in the long run because they have more babies. I always thought the stereotypical 6-child Southern NASCAR family’s population advantage might be somehow offset by the relatively larger amount of resources the smaller 2-child Northern HBO family could offer their children, but I had conveniently ignored the truism of 1 man, 1 vote. In fact, all they have to do is keep poppin’ ‘em out and feed ‘em enough propaganda with their gruel so that they grow up to good little Voting Drones. I really wasn’t planning on having more than two kids, but it would seem I now have a duty to feed my Party Machine, lest the world will be overrun with the vile spawn of Elephant-headed baby factories.
evan :: Sep.07.2004 :: NetBits :: 2 Comments »
Maybe now you can see why I have been so down on democracy for the last few years. Sam has already started to come around to my opinion that we cannot trust the plebs to rule themselves. People are dumb.
Looks like it’s time for us dems to have more sex!!!