Funny like a crutch (if the crutch majored in English lit)
I know McSweeney’s can be seen as an oppressively hip and elitist entity, but these features are lovely regardless:
Inaugural Speeches from our Action Heroes.
Face it; we’ve never had a leader with such brazen confidence under fire as Lion-O.
The Dick and Jane Reader for Advanced Students
Contemporary instructional fiction just ain’t got that home-cooked flavor anymore.
Words and Expressions Commonly Misused by Insipid Brothers-in-Law
I will hereby be adding “callous shitwheel” to my library of invective. I believe it has a bright future with me.
evan :: Nov.26.2003 :: NetBits :: 2 Comments »
um, why are you keeping funny things from me? i thought you loved me. this is the funniest thing ever and i never knew it existed. that is not very nice of you.
Well, if you loved me you would read my blog every day, and then you would have seen it already. So there.