Damn lies and statistics
Upon scouring my site access statistics, I have discovered that I am the proud creator of the first link returned when Googling for “horse classical music”.
While this is not entirely unexpected, I feel I have to apologize to the poor souls who Felt Lucky in their quest for a recording of “Air for G String” performed by a chorus of Lipizzaner Stallions. If it exists anywhere, that where is not here. Also, Beethoven’s rare “Sonata for Ponies” must be found elsewhere. In fact, if you have come here as a horse enthusiast, a hippolate if you will, then I suggest you leave. I offer nothing but derision and mockery of the very name of the beast you worship, so please, go get comfortable elsewhere.
evan :: Nov.11.2003 :: Notices :: No Comments »